*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
deep sigh of contentment
this is some portal 2 shit
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.
It’s #Sherlock Saturday !
My favourite shot of Benedict
this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.
is that true?
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
I’m really embarrassed about the fact I’m not sure whether these are true or not
tea is really just advanced water though